Sunday, May 03, 2015

In The Closet

When my children were born my grandmother sent them lovely Vermont Teddy Bears. At some point Harper's bear lost its stuffing, but I believe it is possible to send them to the Teddy Bear Hospital, or some such place, for repair. It's a mystery to this day, how that bear lost his stuffing; however, he is no longer the only bear with a story.

Tonight, as I was putting Michael's clean clothes in his closet I found his bear... wearing a pull up. Upon closer inspection, I realized the pull up was wet. What? I totally thought that bear was house trained!

A quick sniff-test revealed that the pull up was wet with relatively harmless water. I also discovered a bean bag stuffed in the back of the pull up... teddy bear poo?

Said bear is now airing out (along with the wet bean bag). I'm going to try to get some answers from him tomorrow. I have a sneaking suspicion that if the bear can't tell his story, Michael may be able to clear things up for me.