Here's how you can tell your child has watched too much preschool television:
Earlier this week Harper was asking for something that had a guitar in it -- she pronounces guitar, "ki-tar."
"I want the ki-tar one! Ki-tar, ki-tar, kiiii-taaarrr. Can you say ki-tar?"
We (my mom, dad, sister, and I) all say, "guitar."
"Good job sayin' ki-tar! I knew you could say ki-tar!"
Other funny things Harper has said this week include:
Watering the driveway and then saying, "Now it will grow into a tall mountain. The biggest mountain in the whole wide world!" (Incidentally, I thought that was fairly good reasoning. Watering things makes them grow and what would concrete grow into besides a mountain?)
Pulling up her big-girl pants after a trip to the bathroom, "Dziatku calls them britches, can you say britches? Now I will sing the britches song. . . britches, britches, britches, britches."